theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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