sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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