i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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