the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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