Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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