That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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