I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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So many bounce houses so little time
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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