Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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