Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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