Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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