Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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