That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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