I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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