i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am available for nakedness
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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