did you get engaged???
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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