This girl is more easily done than said...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
These tits shall not be calmed
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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