You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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