just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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