I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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