Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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