508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
