It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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