what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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