That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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