Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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