Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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