I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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