thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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