I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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