This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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