I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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