but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
this boner is exhausting
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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