how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
