Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im drinking this country out of the recession.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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