It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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