Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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