At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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