literally had 100 drinks last night.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Randomize
