my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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