it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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