so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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