Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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