he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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