I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
