Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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