My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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