It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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