forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
