he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
im on a boat
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