you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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