she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think my moral compass just broke
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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