Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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