My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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